Killing Birds

Killing Birds-
Verb : The act of drinking multiple cans, or bottles, of beer.

"Devon and Mitch were killing birds all night"

Friend one - "Anyone wanna kill birds tonight? it is Thursday..."
Friend two - "Sure, I will go Birding with you guys tonight"

also see: Killing a Hawk

by mclean 3 north May 3, 2011

Killing Birds

To take shots or partake in heavy amounts of alcohol, often in celebration.

Guy 1: Whoa Johnny is really going wild tonight!
Guy 2: Yeah he was really killing birds earlier after he broke up with his girlfriend

by Hamlover420 June 7, 2024

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.

Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013

Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.

Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?

by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009

Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021