Jesús

The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.

Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot

by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017

Jesús

A Mexican nerd who is tougher than what he actually looks like, will stand up to others when he fucking has to, and is sometimes and is more likely to be friends with the population of where they're at. And is typically a fucking badass.

Some Faggot: wtf are u doin to my ohio white cracker friend
Jesús: ay nigga why u actin strong
Some Faggot: why u comin over here messin with my white boy ohio friend niBBa
*con

by Big Fat Faggert March 22, 2019

Jesús

A very intelligent will most likely rape you if you brake any of his Video games
He will waste his money on friends that dont pay him back. Example- Jandel, Jovanny, Christian and Alejandro

In your house Jesús will rob you

by Hsshahhhshhhha September 17, 2019

Jesús Gonzalez

Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ

It's the Crap to Shit

The Dang to Damn

Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"

Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"

Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"

by jhanna14 December 10, 2011

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Jesús

he's the hottest spanish man you'll ever meet. he's the most unique latino with pale skin and blue eyes and a sexy spanish accent. your fantasy will be hearing him talk spanish to you and getting you pregnant. he's typically your neighbour that lives close by that you've known your whole life. he's the one spanish boy that makes you fall in love with him over and over again for years. you might even bend on one knee for him like nacho libre just to try to seduce him. and he'll look at you up and down knowing you're crazy about him. he loves to call a girl so beautiful because he's so handsome.😍😍you'll fantasize about cuddling with him and just being with Jesús a lot.😍you'll wanna party with him and go on the sky train with him and just do fun activities with him. you'll wanna kiss him and hug him and cuddle him and make you laugh and smile all day. you'll wanna sleep over with him and watch him play video games and hear him talk to you in his sexy spanish accent and just to be close with him. he's caring and sweet and one of a kind. he's a miracle like Jesus Christ who he's named after of course. he is special and he will be a spanish legend forever.😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😏😏😏🤴🏻

Jesús's Neighbour: Jesús is so fucking hot

HESÚS IS MY BABY FOREVER JESÚS IS MY FOKIN CINNAMON APPLE
Jesús's other neighbour: let's go knock on his door and ask him to chill with us and go to the park and buy a bottle
Jesus's neighbour: YES LET'S FUCKING GO AND BE PARTY ANIMALS AND HAVE FUN THAT'S ALL I WANNA DO IS BE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS😩😋☺️☺️💝💝💖💖

by IranianPrincess May 12, 2025

Thank jesús

So then people can thank those who are named Jesús

On december 5 everyone have to thank jesús Hernandez grajales

by Yachi_313 December 4, 2022