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Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!
by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019
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Another name for a retarded person.
Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.
by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017
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A harsher term for retardation, can also be used to describe a fan of YouTube/Vine star Jake Paul the man-child.
"He's such a Jake Pauler."
by arlosbestfriend August 10, 2017
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Fucking retards between the ages of 5 and 12. They will believe anything their fucking brain dead idol says because they're all impressionable little cunts.

They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.
Jake Pauler: "Oh my god he's so flippin savage! He dabs on those haters and I want to ride his fucking cock."

Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."
by haha funny meme August 11, 2017
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A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.
John: hey is that David? I heard he’s a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.

John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.
by Laughing at morons October 4, 2021
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by SirNickALot September 28, 2017
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1st term-Slang non developed fetus
2nd term-penis with a non developed foreskin.
First term-Pregnant women: I have a jake pauler

second term-male fetus: I have a jake pauler to mom
by Jake paul is cancerous December 14, 2019
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