I'm here for the badger

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered
Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!
by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005
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i'm not here for that

"I'm not here for that" is what you say when asked a question that is beneath you, or else confronted with a situation that you simply cannot care about.
Interviewer: What do you think about your bitter rival's gorgeous dress?
You: I'm not here for that.
by primadonis January 26, 2014
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A term people use as an excuse to act like a total douche.

It's also a huge cliche, usually used by talentless young women on reality TV shows.
"No, I don't care what they say or think. Screw them. And you know it's like cause I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to WIN... yeah, yeah..."
by Bobo_Haha December 20, 2009
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(Hey mahn that's why i'm here for) this means as a greeting and a nice thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be exited about something or being hyped! This is also a word for being nice to someone if their sad so you could keep them comfortable.
Hey do you wanna go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm here for!
by Dm4571 October 05, 2020
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you know what i'm here for

Dude: "you know what I'm here for man"
Drive thru person : "wha-"
Dude : *plays sicko mode really loud*
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Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.
Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!
by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018
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A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda
VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time
by Mrglobey March 23, 2020
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