Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

Honey Bear

A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.

A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Derek - Hey Honey Bear.
Shonda- Hi baby.

Shonda- I Love You Honey Bear.

by Koala Bears March 31, 2010

honey bear

Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "honey bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.

Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.

Elina: hey baby, how you doing?
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me

by igi September 15, 2009

Honey Bear

A person who desires to receive a honey bear bottle enema.

I am going to honey bear you, please don’t make eye contact. It will be awkward later.

by honey_.bear December 19, 2021

honey bear

A bear shaped bottle that holds the honey. The cutest honey container.

"Who stole the honey bear?"
"Honeybear makes my tea tasty."

by Coffeemakesmehappy December 9, 2004

honey bears

Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.

Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"

by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006

honey bear

A sweet type of weed that is smoked though the honeybear things that you get your honey in.

You: Give me some of that honey bear.
Dealer: That'll be $150.
You: WTF?!?!

by wAsTe October 30, 2003