Hershey Squirt

When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.

Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.

by Archibald Wolfgang January 22, 2007

Hershey Squirt

When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.

Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out!

Tyler - Ewwww.

by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 22, 2007

Hershey Squirt

The art of dropping a log of dirraheri in someone's milk

I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup

by Chigga neese April 25, 2019

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont May 21, 2018

Hershey Squirt

When fornicating (more effective with elderly lady). thrust violently forward and push firmly or even punch the female's lower back, repeatedly do these simultaneously until she sharts or completely squirts out of her ass.

I totally gave her the hershey squirt yesterday
did she shower after?
no she was so drunk she just slept in it.

by desperadojoe December 9, 2008

Hershey Squirt

The act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss into one's anus and shitting it into their partner's mouth.

I smelled a foul odor emanating from the other room and when I looked through the door, I saw Carley giving Tyler a Hershey Squirt.

by Gargled Mayo February 16, 2014

hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003