groundhog's gag

When you and the girls go out to the bar and deep-throat the same guy every Friday night.

Damn, them hoe's lookin' like Bill Murray, caught up in that groundhog's gag

by OptimalSquirrel March 27, 2020

Groundhog Sex

The act of having sex the same way over and over and over...

That guy is frustrated as hell. Must be getting nothing but Groundhog Sex!

by Sunspyre October 12, 2003

Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

Spook the Groundhog

The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.

Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.

by D Sheee March 26, 2010

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Uncle Dimma December 27, 2014