Gladhanding

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

GLAADhanding

As opposed to the traditional word "glad-handing", "GLAAD-handing" is pronounced the same yet refers to the overreactive and intolerant, heavy-handed approach that the LGBT community has taken to silence anyone with an opposing moral view to their own.

Bob: "I do not agree with the idea of gay marriage on the basis of my moral conviction."

GLAAD: "FUCK YOU, Bob, you intolerant mother-fucker! Go die and go to fucking HELL!!!"

Bob: "Geeze. Lay off the "GLAADhanding". I'm simply expressing my moral conviction.

by Ben Union January 7, 2014

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010