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Finger Puppets

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The mutual insertion of fingers into each others' asses and/or vaginas during foreplay.
My ass is a little sore, my girl and I played finger puppets last night.
by will143434 September 27, 2010
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Finger Puppets

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A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.
Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
by GabetronZero November 22, 2011
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To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.
by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005
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Delaware finger puppet

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When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.
I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.
by Pee Hole Bandit August 16, 2019
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Finger Puppet

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1.A female that you would insert your fingers into her Vagina
2. Good looking girl
Dammm G, that was some good looking finger puppet that just walked by, nice ass.
by Adam Osuchowski January 23, 2009
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Chocolate Finger Puppet

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When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019
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