FRI

Fapping Related Injury

Guy 1: Oh man, have you ever met Susan ? She's so hot!
Guy 2: Ikr! I gave myself an FRI this weekend thinking about her.

by RecedingAxis March 14, 2015

fried fried

The hard crunchy fried bits that come with a Long John Silvers combo basket that are neither french fries nor fried fish. They are just fried fried.

They really dug deep into the deep fryer; I got a basket of fried fried.

by love that fish October 16, 2010

fris

A mix of frustrated and miserable. Similar abbreviation to mis

Alice is fris because she's grounded.

by spacer_ January 18, 2009

fried

Have limited brain cells

Man Leah is really fried today. She thought Drake was actually sitting on the CN Tower for his Views album.

by iato July 26, 2016

fried

Word which describes the state of being after smoking marijuana.

I smoked a whole dub by myself. I'm so fried.

by Corey Dyson May 1, 2005

fried

(adj.) jokingly describing an action that's messed up; describing an action or situation where someone gets taken advantage of or gets hurt physically, emotionally, etc.

Playa T - Yo man, Nate's outta town and I'm bout to hook up with his chick. I saw her checkin me out last week and she gave me her phone number too. She can get it.

K-dogg - Y'all are both fried for what y'all bout to do.

by icegrill14 October 7, 2008

fried

Drained of energy; mentally tired.
tired

Man that class was too much. My brain is so fried.

by crypto-jypto July 24, 2003