Douche Cock

n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.

"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.

by Jrex February 27, 2005

Douche Cock

A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool

Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.

by Ripper47 May 01, 2010

douche cock

1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes

person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock

by schoetyme May 12, 2008

douche cock

a very big faggot
Henry Plager
A Big Dumbass
Henry Plager

Henry Plager is such a douche cock. He is such a big dumbass.

by Nolan Snyder January 21, 2006

douche cock

1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.

You're such a douche cock.

by Gabe F November 11, 2006

douche cock

A penis that produces such a large load of sperm that it can act as a douche

Marysaid "He is such a douche cock, after he came it was flowing out of me!"

by SirJonHere November 03, 2009

douche cock

A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.

hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."

by Fupa Gile March 20, 2007