Doctor's Sausage

Doctor's Sausage is the food generations of Soviets grew up on. Kolbasa (Sausage) became the food symbol of the USSR.

Tovarisch Vadim, do you want doctor's sausage?

by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

doctor's note

Doctor's note (n) An excuse for any occasion.

Any behavior or affectation wherein you might draw attention or comment might be explained away with : "It's okay, I have a doctor's note".

Jasmine : "Dang - What's up with Cedric's shoes ? Who'd wear those to the club ?!"
Bennie: "S'okay - he has a doctor's note."

Mags: "You were so rude to that clerk !"
Cooper : "I have a doctor's note."

by TrudyS July 2, 2010

Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"

by drfooty January 16, 2011

Doctor's Moment

When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.

Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."

Ten minutes later

Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."

by marysm July 13, 2010

Doctor's whispers

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.

Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".

by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023

doctor's fee

When a person takes an additional hit in rotation for fixing the blunt (such as from boating).

"Yo, wtf you took an extra hit!"
"Chill dawg, doctor's fee"

by Bong Hit Bill November 30, 2006

doctor’s phone

An individual that has a phone with a large and bulky phone case.

That boys phone look so big with that phone case, it looks like a doctor’s phone.

by Universal Chocolate May 10, 2023