ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

fuggin ding donger

when you fuggin and the ding does the donger and wink wonker all of the snogger of floggers and ploggers about converse

whats up my fuggin ding donger

by Kveta October 13, 2022

DingDongDumbass

A little bitch ass thats super cute tho and man i love him

"Man i love DingDongDumbass."

by Ridetheporkipump September 18, 2019

dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

by jesses55 May 27, 2021

Dingdonger

An erect penis.

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!

by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

DingDongDeath

In complete confusion and unable to comprehend anything. A complete death of ones IQ and Common Sense. (Typically happens when over flowed with emotion)

Did you see after (insert name) got they got their first kiss they went through dingdongdeath

by TurtleFoots March 23, 2022

Dingdongdingdong

Your hair is now super long!

Yo that person is bald he totally needs a Dingdongdingdong.

by Kakow bitch November 28, 2019