Crustrocket

Crustrocket is when you didn't shower in several weeks and your dick turned into a crusty, brownish looking piece of shit

"Dude, my shower broke and i can't get rid of my crustrocket, i need to shower at your place"

by Oniichan38 August 27, 2018

crust rocket

when you have not washed your penis for about a week and your rocket gets crusty

aw man I got a crust rocket

by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 5, 2018

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.

My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."

by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

Cuntrocket

A cuntrocket is what Santa lights at the end of a parade. Typically bottle rockets lit out of a vagina.

My that was a fantastic display of cuntrockets at the 1st annual 3rd of July parade.

by guy663843471 July 6, 2011

cuntrocket

A tactless, passive aggressive, dumbfuck of a person.

"Alex told everyone that I got fired from my job, ugh such a cuntrocket"

by cyal82 January 5, 2014

crustbucket

a crustbucket is someone who is an old crusty curmudgeon. usually such a person is ugly, and sometimes smelly

i hate old crustbuckets

by Ziggy Stardust June 6, 2004

Cuntrocket

You first need to retrieve a dildo with balls attached on the bottom. Second, you need to retrieve a girl and have her do a handstand naked. After that, slowly stuff the dildo (balls end first) into her vagina. Not too far in though or else you will ruin the trick. After you get the dildo in, grab both legs and move them back and forth while she is still handstanding to gain pressure inside the pussy or cunt in this instance. After enough pressure is gained, punch her in the gut as hard as you can and the dildo will come flying through the air appearing as ..well what do you know! A ROCKET! followed by a stream of vaginal bile.

Me and Kelli got bored so i made her handstand and we showed everyone the old cuntrocket trick.

by cun7slayer666 December 9, 2008