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Cab Driver's Ass

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Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Cab on 20's

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What you use when you wanna pick up more hoes than a WNBA draft.
Man we was rollin in a cab on 20's, we picked up more hoes than an WNBA draft.
by dante444 November 21, 2006
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cab slag

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A girl that’s dating/having a fling with a culchie and thus ends up sitting in the cab of his tractor as he works
“did I tell ye Aaron asked Rebecca to be his cab slag for silage season?”
by mc306 May 19, 2020
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cab switch

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The anus of a girl who is really not into anal penetration. If you even go near the switch, she calls a cab to take her home. Men, don't hit the cab switch on a first date! It can ruin what was an otherwise beautiful evening.
Did you hear? Dave and Chris picked up these foreign hotties from a bar out in Montauk, went back to their hotel for some sexcapades. After a little foreplaytercourse one of the hotties jumps up screaming, gets dressed, grabs her cellphone and calls a cab. Chris, that bastard, he must of hit the cab switch!
by Salvator41979 February 11, 2010
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cab slut

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A person that performs sexual favours or activities in the back of a cab/taxi in order to get a free ride to wherever you are going.
"Man this chick standing at the cab rank offered me a blowjob if i paid for her taxi ride home. She swallowed all my jism juices for the whole ride home. What a cab slut!"
by sanchoman December 2, 2007
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Extra-Cab Stab

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Fucking a girl in an extra cab pick up truck through the back window
I was extra-cab stabbed the other night; there are ball marks on my window
by extracabstab September 15, 2013
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cab sick

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like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi

(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)
"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"
by BTheWordMaker May 30, 2008
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