compressed

They look like a normal person, but if someone just pushed them down, and they never got up. Their proportions are COMPLETELY off.

That girl thinks she's thicc, but she's just compressed.

by IMNOTCOMPRESSED June 1, 2018

Compressed

Someone who is compressed is small but extremely fat usually there name is tyler.

Yo you know tyler is compressed.

by Fazetlr November 9, 2019

compressed sugar

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?

by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compressed Girl

Big juggs, thiccccc thighs, under 5"2, not to forget big batty biatch

Compressed Girl - Wow, Kim is looking compressed AF today

by Dan Sanders 123 August 26, 2022

Compressed girl

A term to describe a female that looks squeezed together.

Natasha is a Compressed girl.

by Mush mush November 6, 2019

compressed batty

the bum of a male that has an oval shape and looks squeezed together.

girl 1: rah look at his flat batty
girl 2: well,it's more of a compressed batty

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Compressed Beef

Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.

Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.

The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.

'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'

(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)

by uglylittlespud March 5, 2012