Bag Hag

Same as Bag Whore, Chickenhead, ect. Except it's probably my ex wife.

Man I cant believe Kristen turned into such a fucking Bag Hag. She fucked that guys dog for a fix.

by Captain Bangyermomma February 11, 2020

bag hag

noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe whore but obsessed with hand bags

On the VH1's Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, it was confirmed that Lindsay is an official bag hag.

by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

bag hag

noun. Gay man who accompanies rich women on shopping trips order to be associated with fabulous shopping bags.

I totally have to get a bag hag - I'm tired of carrying my own Gucci shopping bags.

by Garfield Park Trixie May 25, 2005

bag hag

A girl who is attracted to douche bag guys.

I really liked her, but she left me for the guy who shaves his chest and has a full arm tribal tattoo, she was a bag hag.

by jdNH June 14, 2010

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

bag hag

A bag whore, who once, was at least good-looking, but whose looks, are now, suffering.

That bag hag, after spending the last 8 years of her life around drug dealers, wonders why men always seem to be such scum.

by Pafnuty Chebyshev February 28, 2005

bag hag

A female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. This same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your "let's get lifted" supply. Thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence.

"Yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a** bag hag? MAN, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh*t wit every dude she done met!"

by BOSS*bitch August 26, 2014