Aris

Aris is a very rare name. People with the name "Aris" are most often female, that is why meeting a male named "Aris" is quite a spectacle. You should never let go of a person named "Aris". Keep them close to you and never let them go. They are the most understanding people in the world. They have kind hearts and often put others before themselves. They are very generous and forgiving. They are intelligent, cunning, hot, handsome/beautiful, sexy, cool, good dressers, give good hugs, and good with words. They are often serious and give off the first impression of being rather boring, but they are the most interesting once you get to know them. They know how to make you laugh even when you are sad and are the most caring individuals. They are also master at easing situational tension by humiliating themselves to make everyone happy. They are good at analyzing situations and thinking on their feet. They are the best listeners and advice givers. Good at sports, but the best in bed. They also have very kind eyes and a gentle touch that gets anyone to feel loved. They are most often very slender and petite, and look rather weak.
Genie: You have one more wish

Dude: Okay, that's an easy one. I wish I were an Aris.

Genie: Well, Too Bad!! I'm a genie, not a miracle worker. You're not that special.
by pizzaman52 December 17, 2009
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"Aris" is Cockney slang for Arse (Aris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle and Glass = Arse).
"she takes it up the aris"
by The Berkshire-Hunt October 31, 2011
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Someone who is capable of sowing lies, sleeping with other women while in a relationship, and all the while makes himself look incredibly innocent and awesome
"Your such an Aris"

"I've convinced my former friends that I'm an Aris, and I'm not proud of it"
by horney1 November 25, 2009
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Aris is the name of Aris Velouxiotis, the famous leader of EAM ELAS. So every Aris is a tall handsome guy with a long beard and a huge dick. He is usually a communist. He is overall the perfect guy.
boy 1: Don't let your girl out tonight, I heard Aris is out.
boy 2: ahh shit I already did, guess she's his bitch now.
by johnytravolta November 21, 2021
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Hottest person alive , their better than you no doubt about it but also a total bitch
Aris is so amazing i wish they would stop making fun of me though
by Endermanlive March 01, 2021
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This man is made of in fried bacon. He has a cool lego gun.
Aris is kinda cringe bro
by Minecraft Noobie March 27, 2021
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Aris is always a he/him.
Aris is the most sexiest man alive. You should definitely have an Aris in your life as a partner.

He has the most perfect penis(male reprod. organ) that any girl desires.
Aris is my best man
by Courtney vox April 18, 2021
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