a cancer

cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.

i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer

by badass bitch 😽 June 26, 2020

smoke a cancer stick

smoking a cigarette

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014

Miss you like a cancer

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

cancer on a stick

Cigarettes

Look dad it's cancer on a stick

by smoke crack every day January 16, 2016

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

cancer in a can

noun: diet soda or energy drink

"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."

by Becky Barham November 12, 2006

cancer in a box

a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...

Joe: "hey mary could you pass me my cigs?"
Mary: "I don't see how you can use that cancer in a box"

by Justin June 12, 2005