'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

'Accident' by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016

Accident 

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

Accident by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019

ACCIDENT 

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

ACCIDENT by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004

ACCIDENT 

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

ACCIDENT by Chuffy July 22, 2003

Accident 

You

You are a accident

Accident by If fat mama February 25, 2017

Accident 

What my parents call me

Dad: you little accident

Accident by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Accident 

A thing that you didn't do on purpose.

Dad: Son you're an "accident".

P.s YEAH DAD I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT.

Accident by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018