Only Orgies October the month where you’re only allowed to have orgies!
Don’t be afraid to include all your friends whenever u decide to hug nakedly with your partner
You've completed no-nut November, you've completed dick-smash December but in January, you've recovered. People usually have sex in this depressing month because they can't stop fucking for fucks sake! That's why so many people are born in this month
Me: when's your birthday?
Someone else: 15th of October
Me: your parents are a disgrace you fat shit!