if it wasn't for that Mateo in the trunk of my
car, my back seat would be covered in
jizz stains
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last
night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!