1. n. A long-torsoed
female hailing from a state of gambling and prostitutes.
"Dude, I met this chick the other night - she was
awesome."
"Oh yeah, what's she like?"
"Total Elisabeth."
"Sweet Dude, I know you dig long-torsoed women who love Harry Reid and craps."
2. v. The process of wetting a piece of toilet
paper to compensate for its sandpaper-like grittiness.