A bird is a
government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird
will follow you and
fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Unsuspecting
victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The
government: "
May no man find out our conspiracy"