basically your typical "guido" but specifically a guy who is:
a) morbidly
obese and thinks he's the hottest thing alive
b) can barely hold a decent conversation with someone
c) makes fun of everyone and does not realize that he is secretly being made fun of
d) lives in a Tony Soprano
world and is completely
delusional
e) is basically a bum in a house
f) makes a HORRENDOUS bf
g) thinks he's a g but really who is he really kiddin?