G unit was the Sikh code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the
homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and bone random 'niggas' in the
ass. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating in the Cranium'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting
death. The unit other, the Psychological
Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented
American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value,
50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status.
Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the
ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my
head open, and ejactulates into my
head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.