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chutney ferret sweepstake 

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS
I won when Freddie Mercury came up

Mango Chutney Ferret 

A gentleman of an Asian persuasion, who wears comfortable flip flops.
That Asian gentleman is eating banana yoghurt with his pinky out. What a Mango Chutney Ferret.
Mango Chutney Ferret by Vizzo January 7, 2022

Bum Chutney Ferret 

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.
"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"
Bum Chutney Ferret by jakinator February 24, 2008

chutney ferreting 

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Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.
"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter

chutney ferrit

Don't speak to him he's a chutney ferrit