He is attractive but he has a tiny dick he loves robotics and is very smart he has brown eyes and brown hair he is tall how ever married Dylon will be so lucky because he is nice and kind.

Dylon is so kind

Dylon by Gdhdbsndm December 31, 2019

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Dylon

Smooth chill guy probably listens to Rod wave and has a deep emotional side

We love dylon

Dylon by Munir kassa April 7, 2022

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he is cunning and definetly a good looking nerd! girls see him and day dream about all the things they could be doing!

Person 1: dylon is so hot...
Person 2: I know right?

Dylon by Clara Mileski March 15, 2023

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Dylon is an amazing friend. He seems like some fat fucking weeb on the outside, and that is why girls never talk to him. If they actually gave him a chance, they would smash after 5 minutes of talking, realizing his height, and seeing his big bulging 4 inch soft dick in his pants. However, he does not care what others think. If you knew him as a friend, you would know about his funniness and loyalty. He will always say funny things and laugh at your jokes as long as they don't fucking suck, which he will make fun of you for in a friend-like way. He will always defend his closest friend in arguments even if other don't agree with them. His dog is so cute that he would have already made 873 puppies by now if he wasn't neutered. He also has a W dad that he hangs out with all the time. Dylon is the hottest, funniest, most loyal person you will ever meet.

Person 1: Why does that guy over there just not give a fuck about what others think?
Person 2: I've talked to him before, it made me almost think I was gay because I was almost attracted to him! He's so funny and nice!
Person 3: Oh, thats cause he's Dylon. He's just him bro.

Dylon by randomkeypatternman November 21, 2023

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