Air India
1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that your national airline was bad, think again. They have dirty cabins, seats falling apart, IFEs not working and even flies and other insects in galleys and shit. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of hygiene and upkeep.
2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is dirty and crap.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
2) The best way to convince yourself that flying is dirty and crap.
3) A term to describe being ripped off.
4) Fraud.
I was stuck for five hours at the gate in Mumbai waiting to fly back to Europe, apparently due to a problem with the air conditioning system (we were on a 787), we weren’t allowed to deboard, so we were stuck in the hot and stuffy cabin, and now air india refuses to compensate me for the whole ordeal, those assholes. The worst part is that I paid $6300 for a “first class” ticket (in reality it couldn’t be further away than the expected first class experience) and didn’t get a single cent back in compensation or refund.
Air India by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 11, 2026
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