Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.

"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"

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A sex position in which a man tenderly shoves his thumb into a woman's coochie while screaming "SLAP ROUND THIS... BABY!!!"

I'm gonna give her a good old Kentucky Thumb tonight

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When a person bends over, gets their ass slapped then a thumb up the butt while receiving a hickey on the neck.

I'm gonna give Hailey the Kentucky Thumb after prom.

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When you stick your thumb in a girl to see if it fits and she clamps down crushing your thumb

Have you heard about Scott?
Yeah, I heard he got Kentucky Thumb

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Taking your thumb and putting it in your bf/gf's holes, take your pick

"I just gave my girlfriend the good ol Kentucky thumb"

"I just gave my girlfriend the good ol Kentucky thumb"

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Sticking your cock in her throat just like Scott stuck his thumb in his throat

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When you're hitting it from behind and your slap her ass, to which she responds by yelling "just stick a thumb in it!"

Was banging my girlfriend last night and I have here the Kentucky thumb

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