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gentleperv 

I guy who appreciates a bodacious bum by being clever enough to let a woman go through a door first
Letting a young lady up stairs or through a door infront of you. A mixture of gentleman and perv (gentleperv)
gentleperv by Stufflike May 24, 2016
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Gentleperv 

A portmanteau of "gentleman" and "pervert", a gentleperv balances manners and etiquette with deep, carnal desires. A nice, kind man that can turn his desires on like a light switch.
He is such a gentleperv. He gave her a side hug so that she wouldn't get stabbed by his chub.
Gentleperv by HOBZbzu May 11, 2017

gentlepeople 

the progressive salutation introduced to substitute the conventionally contrived “Ladies and Gentlemen”
Announcer: Gentlepeople, let’s get ready to rumbleeeeeeee!!!

bed gentleperson

Someone that you both sleep with and go on dates with, but it's very casual and definitely not going anywhere. Fills the space between a friend with benefits/bedpiece and someone you are dating. Can be gendered as needed to bed gentleman or gentlewomen.
Last night I went out to dinner and hooked up with my bed gentleperson, but I think I'm going to set him up with my friend tomorrow.
bed gentleperson by Cauliflower49 October 12, 2015

Gentlejerk 

A person who invites a friend somewhere just to be polite but he expresses his desire of not wanting his friend there.
- Hey, what are you doing in the afternoon?
- I'm going in the park with my girlfriend. You can come but I would like you not to.
- You're such a gentlejerk!!
Gentlejerk by Calliveri March 20, 2010

gentleperson 

A person who considers the feelings of the people around them, and makes them as comfortable as they are able.
Thank you, gentleperson, for not making fun of my zit.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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