masturbanish

to sexile your roommate, but to take care of business yourself.

Andrew won't masturbanish Simon, he just waits until he leaves.

masturbanish by The Asshat December 6, 2004

masturbanished 

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.

Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.

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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.

masturbanished by Scrabblesaurus Rex July 17, 2006

masturbatist

A professional masturbater

Sam:"what do you want to be when you grow up" Jim: " a Masturbatist".

masturbatist by jakeblazer June 7, 2018

Masturbash 

Adj. (mass-terr-bash)
The act of self pleasuring aggressively, while thinking about a person , place or thing you immensely dislike. Usually occurring from frustration or substance abuse.

"God I really can't stand my ex, she's an absolute mess. Definitely calls for a masturbash."

Masturbash by Lachlan and Swanny April 26, 2015

masturbashame 

The feeling of overwhelming shame and regret that overcomes any and all people during masturbation.

Yeah, I turned off the lights but I still had to stop halfway through because of some intense masturbashame.

masturbashame by Rhapsodical September 26, 2011

masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!

Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.

masturbacise by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017