parapulting 

Parachuting via catapult.

Tony is so extreme! Can you believe he is going parapulting this weekend?! I wish my boyfriend was that cool.

parapulting by tlanni2 April 27, 2016

Paramuting 

while feeling paranoid, pressing pause on your mp3 player to hear what people around you are talking about, while giving the impression that you are still lisening to music.

(While wearing headphones)

jack: dude i can hear what your talking about
jill:chilaxe man and stop paramuting

Paramuting by rolph March 16, 2009