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oh man holy shit 

A way of exclaiming something or simply being surprised by someone's bravery, usually used by the youngest of a friendship group.
Jin: /eats something incredibly spicy
Jungkook: Oh man holy shit!
Everyone else: DON'T SWEAR CHILD

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit 

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

holyshitmanfuck

When a person gets high and surfs the internet making up words to put in the magical electric computer, waiting for Cheech and Chong to download, while smoking WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

Rock on UPS.
I am so stoned, I am gonna holyshitmanfuck!!!!!
holyshitmanfuck by ninjatello December 6, 2010