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slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven to me

Double Brown Banana Slices 

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.
Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!