beach hair

The effect on hair after spending the day at the beach. A beach bunny will have beach hair following a dip in the water and dried by the Sun and breeze.

This can be replicated by a shower and allowing to mostly air dry.

it requires a smokin hot chick to pull this off

Dude! I saw Crystal at work. She had some killer beach hair. What a hottie.

beach hair by Zoolander4722 July 1, 2015

Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

Turtle Beach Hair by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

Turtle beach hair

The result of playing your xbox/ ps3 too long while wearing a turtle beach headset.

When I'm done playing Halo, I usually end up with a bad case of turtle beach hair.

Turtle beach hair by Megadethisgood December 9, 2011

bleach your hair 

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color

Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though

bleach your hair by discountguccigang May 2, 2018