Beforeno

The terrible yet oddly amusing dialogue and development in a porno before the actual porn begins.

"That beforeno was so bad I couldn't stop laughing!"

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beforenoon

The time of day after midnight and before noon . It's the opposite of afternoon.

A: Hey B, are you going to the beach tomorrow?
B: No, sorry, I have a lot of work for tommorow beforenoon. Maybe next time?

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Comes after Good morning and before Good afternoon. Usually used between 10 and 12 o'clock.

Dave: Good morning friend!
Bob: Actually it's 10:18 and therefor you say Good beforenoon.
Dave: Ooh, sorry didn't realize it had past 10"

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Part/period of the day that goes from 06:00 until 11:59.

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Period from 06:00 (six o'clock) until 11:59 (fifty-nine past eleven).

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Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).

Beforenoon.

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