egg sebastian Share definition Flag The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette) "Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian" egg sebastian by Chod Borrance May 17, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the egg sebastian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch