torty

A very small penis

Wow you have (a) torty!

by Ymcmb_gal2015 May 7, 2015

Torti

multiple tortoise

1. look at those tortoises

2. you fucking idiot, they're called Torti

by literaryGENUIS June 23, 2022

torti

plural form of tortoise

Now you may be thinking to yourself, but torti dont have feathers so how could they fly... well your wrong.

by Chris Meek July 11, 2003

Horty Torty

Snobby or pretentious. Thinking you are better than others. To think or behave as though one is superior to others or better than one really is; to have or assume a pretentious or self-aggrandizing attitude.

The nice thing about her is that, in spite of being well-off, she doesn’t act horty torty!

by JSOhio February 15, 2019

tortie

A random word that is most commonly used after saying "suck a ______." it is a slight insult. teehee.

FUCK YOU! GO SUCK A TORTIE!
YOU PISS ME OFF GO SUCK A TORTIE!!!

by SEXYBITCH123456789987654321 January 23, 2010

moosey tortie

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

by Mooseytortie October 11, 2023

Torti

A flock of turtles gathered in their masses

Look, a heard of torti are over in the mud

by Nega chin March 26, 2021