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Strom-Job 

A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.
"Dude, last night my girl gave me a killer strom-job and I had to try to not get pepperoni all over her. She was too busy with the sausage, any way!"
Strom-Job by J-Pot December 6, 2009

Christmas Story Job 

Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole
Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job

Stormjob 

The act of a blowjob during a storm
Jeffery: Wow, did you see that storm yesterday?
Ryan: No, I was getting a stormjob
Stormjob by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016