grundle monkey 

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.

1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!

grundle monkey by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

grundel monkey 

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

grundel monkey by Tony Peters December 25, 2007

gundle monkey

Pickle juice that smells like sour hair.

Dang your shampoo smells like a gundle monkey.

gundle monkey by Jenmeg! June 10, 2008

grundlemonkey 

grundlemonkey (pl grundlemonkeys) N. -
1. Various debris or foreign matter attached to the nether region between posterior and anterior (see grundle); also the annoyance thereof.
2. A person (or persons) representing said debris and its annoyance.

1. "So I pulled down her panties and there was this freaking grundlemonkey just staring at me. I wrapped her back up and sent her home."
2. "Damn, dude, quit hanging around so close with that terrible gold chain and musk, you grundlemonkey."

grundlemonkey by fretburnr December 9, 2008