The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.
AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do
2004 Chevy Impalas are the gayest cars out there. It has been proven that 100% of 2004 Chevy impalas are driven by gay people. There are different colors that the Chevy Impala come in. Here is a chart of gayness according to the colors:
White: ultra gay
Brown: gay
Red: borderline gay Grey: a little gay
Black: not very gay