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2012 chevy impala 

The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.
AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do

2004 Chevy Silverado 

Is basically the bound to be the new owner of Simcraft Products
See Tom there?

...Yeah?
He IS a 2004 Chevy Silverado

2004 Chevy Impala

2004 Chevy Impalas are the gayest cars out there. It has been proven that 100% of 2004 Chevy impalas are driven by gay people. There are different colors that the Chevy Impala come in. Here is a chart of gayness according to the colors:

White: ultra gay
Brown: gay
Red: borderline gay
Grey: a little gay
Black: not very gay
Person 1: Yo did you here brett got a 2004 Chevy Impala

Person 2: only fags and dykes drive 2004 Chevy impalas.