The Hopper

The Hopper is a strange child seen in school yards. The Hopper is only friends with the dinnerladies but The Hopper craves attention.
The Hopper will go up to the largest group of thugs/bullies/hooligans and say a disgusting lie about THEMSELVES in order to get beaten up. The Hopper will also ask people to beat him up because its attention.
The Hopper is rare and only found in 1/5 schools but once secondary school has finished The Hopper will disappear from view and most people will never see them again.

To Bullies:-
"I shagged a budgie!"
"If you dont beat me up your gay"
"I want to stick my tongue in my mummys mouth then poo in it"

The Hopper by Adam Clarke August 26, 2004

The Hopper

"The Hopper" is a dance which is based on a dancing scene from Jim Hopper in the Netflix Show "Stranger Things 2".

*two guys on a party, dancing to music on the dancefloor* Guy1: bro, cmon' gimme the hopper.

The Hopper by senseisushi November 5, 2017

The Sloppy Hopper Ride 

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.

I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride

The Sloppy Hopper Ride by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021

The Hooper 

The Hooper is the really hot chick that you see walking down the street and really wanna get to know.

Dude! Did you see the hooper yesterday on one of those stand up surf boards!

The Hooper by ONFACEBOOKWITHYOU July 3, 2009

Rassim the hooper 

Rassim one of the best players at bball. Everyone likes him, especially noel and apostolhs. They are gay for Rassim

Apostolhs: Rassim so sexy guys omg
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper

Rassim the hooper by @#%% November 20, 2021

The Overthinking Hooper 

Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.

“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”

The Overthinking Hooper by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023

Hopped the fence 

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.

Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.

Hopped the fence by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021