Crackening 

The process by which an individual spirals into a degenerate.

If you follow the lead of lindsay lohan, you may experience the Crackening.

Crackening by Cocodre December 30, 2014

crackening 

Blue recognize blue crackening is a play on whats cracking and whats happening which both mean the same thing in the streets just depends on who's asking. again blue recognize blue

blue 1: Ay yo shorty whats up!
maddog: whats crackening playa!
blue 1: shoot ain't nothing b

crackening by dark one of glorious valor February 7, 2010

Crackening 

The combination of Lightening and Thunder that comes very close together. Typically used with young children to reduce fear and build excitement about a thunderstorm.

Hey little Johnny, there is a storm coming. Let’s go watch the crackening!

Crackening by Geoswin August 26, 2018

A Rare Crackening 

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

A Rare Crackening by pbones October 18, 2021

A Rare Crackening 

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

A Rare Crackening by pbones October 18, 2021

What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

Cracking the UAV 

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

Cracking the UAV by Dragocaust April 28, 2023