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The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”
“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi 

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.
Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.