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Full Blowner 

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.
"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"
Full Blowner by hollywoody November 5, 2009

full blown retard 

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.
Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).
Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!

full blown ethnic 

The creation occuring from human to primate transmission usually found in or near a shanty town. This creation can also happen from a special centuries old recipe which contains a tablespoon of gibbon jissom, a cocunut, a small pot of mango chutney, a pineapple, three rape charges and a small theft. Arrange for a large slave collective to stir it for 300 years and then bang it onto gas mark 8. In a further 60 minutes you will have achieved your goal.
That cup of coffee sure ain't got no milk in. It's a full blown ethnic alright...

Full Blown Nascar 

One who is not just a redneck, but lives a life dedicated to all things redneck. His house, his clothes, his vehicle, his girlfriend, IQ, etc. etc. have "redneck" written all over them.
Boy, that Billy Dean is not your ordinary redneck is he? He is "Full Blown Nascar"!

Full-blown coke 

Coke-a-cola which has sugar ie: not diet or zero.
Marilyn asked for a Jim beam and coke zero from the bar tender but after tasting it said "I'm not drinking that, it has full-blown coke in it."