potatochest 

the feeling you get when you eat potato and it gets stuck in your throat/chest and you can't breathe properly

*person swallows large piece of potato* 'this piece of potato is stuck in my chest i'm having difficulty breathing!!' 'you've got potatochest!!!'

potatochest by charl0ttefelton February 2, 2013

Potatocist 

Someone that hates Potatoes with a Passion and should be Executed.

Person: LOOK ITS A POTATOCIST!

Potatocist by EdgyTurtleman May 26, 2021

potatocrastinating 

When you are hungry and need to cook a potato, but you would rather distract yourself with menial tasks before actually making food and providing for yourself.

Michael was potatocrastinating by messaging his friend at 2am on a Monday.

potatocrastinating by Krassten June 4, 2017