big mac attack 

the sudden urge to eat a "Big Mac" from miccie-dees (McDonald's). teary eyes and a drooling mouth are some symptoms.

kid:i am having a bic mac attack get me a dam burger!

me: Will some one get this kid a happy meal!!?!?!?!?

big mac attack by shawn im so kool April 14, 2005

Big Mac Attack 

When you're raped by a fast food employee

Carrie had a Big Mac Attack last week.
Holy shit bro!

Big Mac Attack by thisishorrible September 18, 2012

Big Mac Attack 

When a woman shits out her pussy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell

"She let out the Big Mac Attack on me while i was fuckin her.... dont trust her."

Big Mac Attack by Andy K April 18, 2004

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia 

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

Ms. Big Mac Attack

A giant obese slob that sits around eating fast food all day waiting to get her Taco Bell sponsorship. Her gravitational pull has been known to cause random blackouts and satellite outages. Every time she sits down it causes at least a 6.7 magnitude earthquake. Whenever someone raids her, she immediately has to take a shit.

Bro did you see Ms. Big Mac Attack's stream, she is fat as fuck!

Ms. Big Mac Attack by meatpocket March 17, 2026

Big Mac Shit Attack 

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.

Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

Big Mac Shit Attack by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008

BigMac attack 

What happens after a frater has imbibed both a large quantity of alcohol and spicy food in the same evening. After said individual has passed out, the ferocious amount of feces which is launched into his pants while unconcious is both sickening and amazing. This is called a BigMac Attack.

Dude, I drank 18 beers and a bottle of Jaeger at the ChiliFest. I woke up in a field and must have had a BigMac Attack, because my pants were filled with crap and I had lesions on my cheeks.

BigMac attack by TKE Moleman April 10, 2008