shrivelgash

noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.

The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.

You give me shrivelgash.

I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.

shrivelgash by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011

shrivelfish 

n. a penis that is signficantly shrunken due to exposure to cold air temperatures or cold water.

"Holy moly! I can't get out of the water! We're talking major shrivelfish here!"

shrivelfish by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006