haussman 

A fucking beast-man. aka, a savage that will take anything anytime he wants. A king among kings.

Prime examples of a haussman:
-Ray Lewis
-GSP (George Saint Pierre)
-Muhammad Ali
-genghis khan
-Chuck Norris

you get it. A fucking boss

haussman by Daximus October 25, 2011

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a famous individual with nearly 200k at the time this was written. She grew her account in 2020 and it is rapidly growing now in 2021, her biggest platform is Tik Tok however she uses Facebook rather much! She loves all her fans and is a big fan of Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous.

I love Karen Hausman and hag hag

Karen Hausman by Hag hag January 10, 2021

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is an amazing TikTok star. Sources show that her following count is increasing more rapidly than Charli Damelio!

Karen Hausman is a saviour.

Karen Hausman by arlo <33 February 1, 2021

Hussman 

A term with many definitions. One way to use hussman is to use it as an insult to your friends who are acting "Diane" or "Huss-like". Hussman has no gender, like the true name it comes from, so feel free to address a male or female as a Hussman. Hussman can also refer to your genitals, your head, thirst, hunger, a sexual partner or pure excitement. Hussman is a perfect toast word before a pull of Crow.

Commonly abbreviated as Huss

For more quality and effect place a deep accent on the "uss" part ie. H "ugh" "uhssssssssssssssss" man

"Hey I can't go out tonight but do me a favor and get some Hussssman for yourself."

"Henry whats wrong?"
"Sorry Dunph! I hurt my Hussman! No!"

"Does anyone want a M.I.P?"
"Give that to me you Diane, you Husssssman! Those are delicious!"

Hussman by Randar My Huss November 3, 2006

Hausman Status 

High-grade cannabis, often only available in a select few Cannabis Clubs in Northern California's Bay Area, that's so chronic even the pickiest upper-middle class Jewish teenage potheads would acknowledge it's great and be willing to pay for it, regardless of its price.

"Dude, that weed was alright but it wasn't anything I'd consider Hausman Status."

Hausman Status by Thizzcobar October 24, 2010

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a wonderful women that has nearly 200k at the time this was written. She is a famous individual and loves posting on her platform. Her two biggest fans are Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous 😉

I love Karen Hausman.

Karen Hausman by Hag hag January 10, 2021

Haussmann Table Saw 

A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.

"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

Haussmann Table Saw by Laughingmyarseoff March 10, 2010